We haven’t seen it, but it sounds great, right? Too bad tickets are north of $60, plus if you don’t live on or near Manhattan, you’ll probably never see it, unless you SpLuRge~. But who has time? We’ve compiled a collection of similar entertainments that are free because they are on what’s left of the free internet.
Just kidding. We couldn’t find much. Watch this video instead.
Oh goodie, lower wages and higher efficiency for global industries! Just what the common man needs. Oh wait, who is the common man? Depends if he has the means to be self-made. In capitalism, if you don’t own the means, the means own you. Beat the system and go to college, become middle class!
Wait, is the self-made man still in debt? Living paycheck to paycheck?
Welcome to America. We’ll mark up your labor and never tell you about it. And if you don’t like it, be happy you have a job. Or you’re fired.
Is The Message 