“WHY JESUS CHRIST WAS A CARPENTER,” and not a corporate CEO

by Anonymous

“COULD YOU PICTURE JESUS CHRIST WORKING ON WALL STREET, OR HOW ABOUT FOR A LARGE TELECOM DEAL THAT WANTS TO MERGE AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD, MAKE THE CEO RICH? OR HOW ABOUT PHARMACEUTICALS, YEAH, JESUS CHRIST WANNA MAKE XANAX, YEAH, JESUS CHRIST WANNA MAKE THAT STUFF THAT MAKES PEOPLE ADDICTED TO HEROIN, OR HOW ABOUT HOSPITALS? JESUS CHRIST’S MAJOR GOAL: CUT DOWN ON THE RATIO, BE PROFITABLE!  YES, PROFITABLE! WHAT WOULD HAPPEN TO JESUS CHRIST? THIS IS WHY I LOSE ALL MY JOBS, BUT I’M NOT GOING ON NO CROSS. IF YOU GOT A HEART, AND YOU’RE HONEST, AND YOU’RE TRUTHFUL, HOW COULD YOU KEEP A JOB IN CORPORATE AMERICA?”